22 5 / 2013
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
20 5 / 2013
I need to delete almost every single person I ever knew in high school from Facebook. I am tired of cringing at all of the wrong usage of “their, they’re and there” and “your and you’re” and “its and it’s”. I am sick of hearing “axe” instead of “ask”. I’m tired of the posts that look like someone in 5th grade wrote them (misspellings, TERRIBLE grammar, etc.). You are TWENTY TWO YEARS OLD. It’s frustrating. I’m also tired of all of them being stuck in high school drama 4 years after graduation. I don’t want to hear about how your job at McDonalds or WalMart sucks or how all the guys you are sleeping around with are bastards or how your illiterate children are having issues because their dads don’t stick around and you aren’t old enough to handle them on your own. If you had gotten out of that sick town and gone to college and gotten a job, you might be somewhere by now and not complaining about every single little thing every single day. And the sad part is, I’m not even just talking about one or two people. This is seriously probably a good 70% of the people I graduated with. THIS is why people say that people from Oregon are hicks. THIS is why a lot of people bet that that city is half inbred. THIS is why drug rates are SO DAMN HIGH in that state. THIS. And you all know about it and complain about their perception and won’t get off your asses and do anything about it to change that. THIS is why I am ashamed half the time to say where I grew up and never claimed that damn city as my own. THIS is why I wanted soooooo badly for so long to get out. And I am SICK of it.
*sigh* /rant Okay, I feel better now.